The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week One

So, I have been nominated by my fellow colleagues to take the Anal Trainer challenge. Over three weeks I’ll be working my way through the Colt Anal Trainer Kit in an attempt to broaden my sex life. It was pretty much a unanimous decision in the office that I should be the one to test this out because:

A: I’ve never been a bottom before.

B: I’ve started dating a guy who wants to fuck me.

C: Apparently I wince every time we get a new batch of dildos in.

Day One: I’m all ready for the first day of the challenge. My colleagues waved me home with my training kit and some Liquid Silk. The first plug measures 4.7” in length, starts off at the size of my index finger (see picture) and widens to roughly the size of a small carrot. I’m lubed up and mid wank, so as ready as I’ll ever be. Pressing the end of the plug against my hole feels good and slowly but surely it’s making its way. I’m getting into in now and push a little harder. I’m starting to wonder what I’d been making such a fuss about, this was feeling good! I soon climaxed and pulled out the plug placing my fingers next to my hole so I could measure how far I’d got. Just under an inch. Not quite as impressive as I first thought, but a start at least.

Day Two: Right, with a fresh new confidence for arse play, I’m feeling that I can take a significant amount more tonight than I did before. As before, I warm up and make sure I’m well lubed. I go for the plunge, things are feeling good so far, I pull it out just to see how far I’ve got this time. Again, just under and inch. I work up a rhythm with the plug then force it in as far as I can. It hurts. A lot. I think maybe I’m trying to run before I can walk.

Day Three: A well deserved day off for anal recovery.

Day Four: After telling someone in the office about my last disastrous attempt with the plug, he’s suggested I use some anal relaxant (as his nick name is “Fisty” I think he probably knows what he’s talking about). Using Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide a 2-in-1 lube and relaxant, I get to work. Learning from last time I push as much as I can but as soon as I start to tense I stop until I’m more relaxed. After I’d cum, I took the plug out and I was about half an inch away from getting the whole plug in. Good work!

Day Five: Today was the day! Taking this little plug has become a bit of a routine this week, so I was just going about my business (still using the 2-in-1 relaxant) and just enjoying it without even thinking about how far in it was. Then, all of a sudden, it reached the tapered part before the base. It was completely in, but also felt great! Giving it a wiggle once inside gave a great sensation and it wasn’t long before I came. So the week one challenge is complete, although I can’t help think that I’ve got to go through all the same trials again next week with plug number two…

The Anal Trainer Challenge

Here at Prowler HQ there’s one product we get asked about more than anything else: the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Comprising of three pliable but plugs (the smallest starting at 4.7”), we know that there will be countless seasoned bottoms out there who will be sniggering at the thought of such a tiny sex toy. However, there are many guys who find the idea of taking even the slightest of dildos a pretty frightening ordeal. Hence we have numerous nervous customers asking what’s the best way to start, what lube to use, how much it will hurt, the list goes on!

So in order to answer all of these beginners’ questions, we are getting one of the newer and more ‘resistant’ members of staff anally trained!

We’re providing the said member of staff (who wishes to remain nameless!) with the Colt Anal Trainer Kit and giving him three weeks to get up to the largest size plug, that’s one plug per week. Can he do it? Well, week one is up! We’ll be posting his first report tomorrow.

World AIDS Day

Prowler Soho has announced it will once again be holding a week long series of activities, in support of World AIDS Day. Now into its third year, Prowler Soho World AIDS Week is designed to provide more than just one charity the chance to raise much needed funds, to help fight the spread of HIV and increase awareness of the virus.

Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group said “at a time when infection rates are still far too high, we are committed to working with a number of charities to support those affected by HIV/AIDS. More that this though, we are keen to help raise awareness of the importance of being tested, to ensure anyone receiving a positive diagnosis can benefit from the best possible care and treatment”.  

This year representatives from 56 Dean Street Clinic will also be in the store, to promote the HIV Testing World Record Attempt at G-A-Y Bar on World AIDS Day, Saturday 1^st December.

The Prowler Soho World AIDS Week fund-raising schedule is as follows:

Monday 26/11 – Positive 21 and MAD Trust

Tuesday 27/11 – Positive East

Wednesday 28/11 – Make a Difference Trust

Thursday 29/11 – Metro Centre & Food Chain

Friday 30/11 – GMFA & Positive 21

Saturday 1/12 – GMFA, Mildmay & 56 Dean St Clinic (in association with G-A-Y)

THT’s involvement is awaiting confirmation.   

Prowler Sexpert: Titanmen Fuck Tunnel

Does the above conversation sound all too familiar? There’s nothing worse than tracking down a really hot guy on Grindr just to find you’re as sexually compatible as Sue Perkins and Alan Carr. So, to try and find a solution to this age old “double top” problem, Prowler has armed me with the Titanmen Fuck Tunnel.

Designed from UR3, described as “the most fuckable material ever created”, the fuck tunnel is a 12” tube with a hole at each end which is essentially a fleshjack designed for two. It’s ribbed at one end and beaded at the other, so you can flip it over half way through for a different sensation.

So, I met up with the top who I’ve had my eye on for sometime. After warming up with some foreplay, I sensed his hands were spending more and more time on (and maybe a little bit in) my arse. I reached for my notorious bottom draw and pulled out the fuck tunnel. The top’s eyes widened as he laughed nervously at what looks like a translucent flaccid horse cock. I reassured him that this wasn’t going to be going ‘in’ anyone. We lube ourselves up and prepare to penetrate.

Whist we were aiming to look like we were recreating a scene from a Bel Ami film, it started off more like a scene from the Chuckle Brothers. As soon as one of us put a lubed-up cock in, the other one would pop straight out. Eventually we got the hang of it and kept a tight grip of the tunnel whilst we got ourselves inside it. And once we were in, things got pretty hot! Because the tunnel is so flexible you can use it in pretty much any position you want, facing each other standing up, straddling, side by side.

For me, kneeling whilst facing each other was the biggest turn on. Looking into each others eyes as we both thrusted into the tunnel’s silky insides was amazing, combined with the tips of our cocks rubbing with each thrust. I dare say it was his too as we both came within a few minutes of discovering this position.

So while it doesn’t quite beat the real thing, it comes a very close second. And being able to overcome the “double top” issue is a very welcome solution in times of need.

Ben's coming back to Prowler Soho!

He had them queuing around the block last year, and it’s no surprise everyone’s wanted to get into his pants ever since he launched the Bluebuck Special Edition underwear in September. Never one to disappoint, Ben is coming to Prowler Soho again, this time to launch and sign the 2013 Ben Cohen Calendar on Monday 5th November, from 6pm-8pm.

Announcing Ben’s appearance, the Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group, Simon Topham said “we are always delighted to have Ben appear at Prowler. He’s a great fan of what we do to support him and his work. No doubt our customers - male, female, gay and straight alike - will be flocking to lay their hands on this sexy new calendar.”

Ben generally spends his time working on his StandUp Foundation, which is devoted to building awareness of the long-term effects of bullying and raising money to help stop it. Anyone buying a Ben Cohen calendar during the signing will also receive a free Ben Cohen Stand Up Foundation wrist band!

Boy meets bigger boy: the Prowler Sexpert meets the Rocks Off Big-Boy

Being the greedy pig that I am, when presented with the various types of Rocks Off Prostate massagers, it was pretty obvious I was going to go for the biggest I could get; the Rocks Off Big-Boy Prostate Massager. Giving it a good covering in lube, I couldn’t wait to feel every inch of it pop in my arse. Gently pushing at my hole, it’s not long before the first bit is in, very quickly followed by the rest. Already, it’s feeling quite intense and my sphincter is feeling stretched – and I’ve not even turned it on yet.

Now, a word of warning. Before you start, make sure to open the battery compartment and remove the bit of plastic that stops it from turning on. Otherwise you’ll end up like me, on my back with my legs akimbo, hands covered in lube, trying to unscrew the battery compartment while it’s deep inside me pressing against my prostate.

Not my classiest moment but needless to say I removed the plastic battery stop and got the lid back on, all the while not having to remove it from my arse.

Despite that initial frustration, pressing the silver button took away my shame and as the vibrations passed through me, sending shivers through my entire body. I couldn’t help but rock it backwards and forwards while wanking my cock, pushing it in as deep as it would go.

It’s an incredibly intense sensation, and it didn’t take long before I shot a thick load all over my chest. It felt like it wasn’t going to stop, as I kept cumming over and over again. Having pumped my cock dry, I pressed the silver button and collapsed in a quivering wreck. Not much else I could do but lay there, covered in cum with my new favourite toy still up me. Now really I needed someone else there to lick it off my chest and snog me with it. I’ll have to remember that for next time!

It's Prowler Soho's 15th Birthday!

After fifteen years in business, the flagship of Prowler Stores is still going strong. To celebrate, the team at Prowler Soho have announced a fantastic range of special offers and special events running for fifteen days, from 8th-22nd October.

 Most offers are available to one and all, but selected voucher offers can only be redeemed by using the vouchers in the GT November issue, as well as Prowler ads in Boyz, QX and QXMEN. The calendar of offers/events is as follows:
 Mon 8/10: Liquid Silk 250 ml – 3 for £15
 Tue 9/10: Chances to win Beauty DVD/poster/both with any in-store purchase
Wed10/10: Bluebuck underwear – 15% off (only with voucher)
Thu 11/10: Spend £30 and receive a great gift
Fri 12/10: Spend £100 on R18 films & receive a £15 gift voucher
Sat 13/10: West End Bares 2013 calendar signing, plus first 15 people to buy a Pelham & Strutt top receive another free
Sun 14/10: Barcode jocks – 15% off (only with voucher)
Mon 15/10: 15% off everything in-store (excluding club tickets)
Tue 16/10: Jungle Juice aromas – 3 for £15 (only with voucher)
Wed 17/10: ID lube – 3 for £15 (selected sizes)
Thu 18/10: Gift when buying two pairs of aussieBum
Fri 19/10: Sex toys – 15% off (only with voucher)
Sat 20/10: London Titans Football Club 2013 calendar signing (3-5pm)
Sun 21/10: Christmas decorations – 15% off
Mon 22/10: Halloween Masquerade Party in-store (8-10pm)

Peccadillo and TLA are helping the gang celebrate even further, with special offers on their top 15 film titles. Check in the store for details. Hip hip hooray!!!