The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Three

 

 

Day One: Oh my. There’s quite a leap in size between the second and third plug in the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. But seeing as I’ve come so far, I’m not going to stop now! So, nothing new for day one of the new plug, I just took it easy and got to a couple of centimetres. That will do for today.

 

Day Two: I think the scariest thing about this new plug is more the girth than the length. I’ve been using loads of lube and even used the Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide again, but I’ve made little progress.

 

Day Three: Right. I’ve had another discussion with my colleagues and they have recommended using ID RelaxXXX: Anal Spray to help me on my way with the challenge. The relaxant spray doesn’t contain any chemicals, which means there’s less chance of irritation, and is designed to relax the rectum with out losing sensitivity. Using this spray really helped. I noticed pretty much straight away that as I pushed the plug in, I wouldn’t tense as hard. I got significantly further than the previous two nights which was good. However I felt a little uncomfortable for about an hour afterwards, so might have to take it easy.

 

Day Six: The last couple of nights I didn’t get that much further with the plug. So to try and keep things fresh I gave it a go in the company of my boyfriend. We prepped in the usual way, plenty of lube and relaxant spray and set down to business. I find using a plug with someone else infinitely more fun than on my own, but sadly there was still a limit to how far we could get the plug. It wasn’t going to work. But, never one to give up, I tried something different. Taking my boyfriend’s cock. This was quite a big deal for me as it’s something I’ve never tried before, but I’m happy to say it was a complete success! After the best part of three weeks using rubber plugs, having a cock in me was a completely different experience. I’m not saying that I’m going to become a power bottom anytime soon, but it was definitely enjoyable.

 

So, in summary, I may have not managed to complete the entire anal kit in three weeks, but it has helped me to loose my “bottom” virginity. The boys at work will probably say I could have done the whole lot, but I’m counting it as a big success!

Prowler Sexpert Gets Pumped

I'd never used a penis pump before, so when Prowler asked me to test out the Size Matters Penis Pump Cylinder, I was more than excited. I’ve never had any complaints in the size department, but who doesn’t want something a little bigger?

It took me awhile to get the hang of, getting a seal round the base of my cock took me a number of goes; firmly holding it in place and then pumping away. I got there in the end though, and as I started pumping, I saw a noticeable size increase. My cock got fatter and longer – definitely very impressive to look at. 

The couple of guys I had coming round later were definitely in for a treat - It was everything a power bottom could ask for.  Unfortunately when I clicked the quick release button, my cock very quickly shrank down to its original size. The guys were still going to get a good pounding, but it wasn’t the engorged monster cock I saw in the pumps cylinder.  The other guys gave it a go, with similar results to me. But for one who’d had a little difficulty getting it up after a few hours of being pounded, he found it helped him get hard again. Certainly cheaper than popping a little blue pill! He was sold and said he’d be getting himself one.

 While it wasn’t quite what I had hoped for, I’m going to stick with it for a bit longer – over time I might get better results, and I certainly wouldn’t complain if I ended up with an even bigger cock.  If nothing else, I’ll definitely be using just before taking naked photos of myself…

The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Two

Day One: Like a good athlete, I have been keeping up with my Colt Anal Trainer practice before this week’s big event. I’ve surprised myself the last couple of days at how quickly I’ve become accustomed to the smallest plug in the set. But my colleagues are starting to ask how far I’ve got with the challenge and I have to sheepishly admit I’m still on plug no. 1. This evening plug no. 2 beckons, so I warm up with the first plug (which is now a very comfortable fit) and then start with the next size. I’m a little less concerned this time around as although the second plug is a significant increase in size from the first, the tapered shape of the plug means it will start off from where the last plug finished. And from last week’s experience I know I don’t need to force it all at once, I can build up slowly. So tonight I just took it slowly and managed about an inch of the new plug. Doesn’t sound like much, but I felt more aware of my limits this time around and know it won’t be long before I can get further.

Day Two: Not really feeling it today, so having a night off.

Day Three: Again, not really feeling in the mood to have a butt plug inside me, but feel I probably should just to keep things on track. Like last time, I start off with the smallest plug, which fits with ease and then began on the larger sized plug. I got to pretty much the same point as before when I felt it was getting uncomfortable so decided to stop. This all seems rather frustrating as I’m used to feeling the buzz I get from the smaller slimmer plug when it touches my prostate, so I go back to this one to finish myself off.

Day Four: One of the boys at work asked how the anal challenge was going. I told him I hadn’t really been getting into this week and he suggested using it with a partner during sex as you can get into it more easily when you’re most horny. I’m staying at my boyfriend’s tomorrow, so have another night off from training and pack the anal kit in my over night bag as a special treat.

Day Five: As I work at Prowler, my boyfriend has become accustomed to me bringing back many weird and wonderful products to test out. So when I pull the anal trainer kit out from my bag he wasn’t all that surprised. After a mini domestic over who got to use the medium sized plug (he ended up with the largest one) we got down to business. We are very much still in the honeymoon period, so things got hot pretty quickly. As we lubed up we enjoyed some mutual arse play. Now I was in the mood! This time there was no warming up with the smallest plug, I was straight in there with the medium one. And my co-worker was completely right about practising with it during a sex session. I was way more receptive to being pushed further with the plug and relaxed into the whole thing much more. Doing it with my partner also felt like much less of a chore and much more like a sexy treat! Needless to say it wasn’t long before the whole plug was in me and we came to a big sticky climax. So, at the end of the second week I’m on target with two down and one to go…

Expectations Spreads It's Wings

Always much more than one step ahead of the rest, mega fetish store Expectations has announced it is to open a store within leading cruise bar The Eagle London.

The official launch is now Saturday, 8^th December, Expectations @ The Eagle will stock harnesses, jockstraps, shorts, cock rings/straps, nipple clamps, aromas and much more. Announcing the launch Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group (owner of Expectations), said “we are thrilled to team up with The Eagle London, to deliver the ultimate on-the-go shopping experience for the Vauxhall gay scene.

“At a time when Expectations is clearly Europe’s leading gay fetish store, it makes perfect sense to work alongside the UK’s best and most successful gay cruise bar. We only work with quality partners, to ensure we deliver quality products and services, so The Eagle is a perfect match”.

The Eagle London recently went back to its roots as a traditional Eagle, in the style of Eagle bars across the globe; a laid back men only cruise bar in a friendly and social space right in the heart of gay Vauxhall. An incredibly active and supportive member of the Vauxhall gay scene, The Eagle London has a massive following thanks to the world famous Horse Meat Disco, Tonker and a stack of specially themed events.

Dimly lit, with an underground 'speakeasy' feel and sexy soundtracks programmed by world renowned resident DJ's, the Eagle is the ideal place to get better acquainted with a friendly crowd of blokes, bears, pre party club kids and everything in between. In addition to some dark and intimate areas, The Eagle boasts a stunning beer garden, smoking area and American style pool table. Annual membership definitely has its benefits:

Free Entry Monday thru Thursday.

Free Entry before 10:00pm Friday & Saturday 

10 % Discount at Expectations (main store)

10% Discount on all Eagle Branded Products

Exclusive invitations private Eagle/Expectations Events

Lots of other surprise benefits e-mailed monthly

Eagle London Cruise is open everyday midweek, from 9pm until 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after or free all night with Membership.

Commenting on the new partnership with Expectations Mark Oakley, the owner of The Eagle London said “all the team at Eagle London are very excited about our joint venture with Expectations. The Expectations shop within Eagle will be a brilliant partnership with London’s premier cruise bar, as we will literally have everything under one roof!”

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The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week One

So, I have been nominated by my fellow colleagues to take the Anal Trainer challenge. Over three weeks I’ll be working my way through the Colt Anal Trainer Kit in an attempt to broaden my sex life. It was pretty much a unanimous decision in the office that I should be the one to test this out because:

A: I’ve never been a bottom before.

B: I’ve started dating a guy who wants to fuck me.

C: Apparently I wince every time we get a new batch of dildos in.

Day One: I’m all ready for the first day of the challenge. My colleagues waved me home with my training kit and some Liquid Silk. The first plug measures 4.7” in length, starts off at the size of my index finger (see picture) and widens to roughly the size of a small carrot. I’m lubed up and mid wank, so as ready as I’ll ever be. Pressing the end of the plug against my hole feels good and slowly but surely it’s making its way. I’m getting into in now and push a little harder. I’m starting to wonder what I’d been making such a fuss about, this was feeling good! I soon climaxed and pulled out the plug placing my fingers next to my hole so I could measure how far I’d got. Just under an inch. Not quite as impressive as I first thought, but a start at least.

Day Two: Right, with a fresh new confidence for arse play, I’m feeling that I can take a significant amount more tonight than I did before. As before, I warm up and make sure I’m well lubed. I go for the plunge, things are feeling good so far, I pull it out just to see how far I’ve got this time. Again, just under and inch. I work up a rhythm with the plug then force it in as far as I can. It hurts. A lot. I think maybe I’m trying to run before I can walk.

Day Three: A well deserved day off for anal recovery.

Day Four: After telling someone in the office about my last disastrous attempt with the plug, he’s suggested I use some anal relaxant (as his nick name is “Fisty” I think he probably knows what he’s talking about). Using Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide a 2-in-1 lube and relaxant, I get to work. Learning from last time I push as much as I can but as soon as I start to tense I stop until I’m more relaxed. After I’d cum, I took the plug out and I was about half an inch away from getting the whole plug in. Good work!

Day Five: Today was the day! Taking this little plug has become a bit of a routine this week, so I was just going about my business (still using the 2-in-1 relaxant) and just enjoying it without even thinking about how far in it was. Then, all of a sudden, it reached the tapered part before the base. It was completely in, but also felt great! Giving it a wiggle once inside gave a great sensation and it wasn’t long before I came. So the week one challenge is complete, although I can’t help think that I’ve got to go through all the same trials again next week with plug number two…

The Anal Trainer Challenge

Here at Prowler HQ there’s one product we get asked about more than anything else: the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Comprising of three pliable but plugs (the smallest starting at 4.7”), we know that there will be countless seasoned bottoms out there who will be sniggering at the thought of such a tiny sex toy. However, there are many guys who find the idea of taking even the slightest of dildos a pretty frightening ordeal. Hence we have numerous nervous customers asking what’s the best way to start, what lube to use, how much it will hurt, the list goes on!

So in order to answer all of these beginners’ questions, we are getting one of the newer and more ‘resistant’ members of staff anally trained!

We’re providing the said member of staff (who wishes to remain nameless!) with the Colt Anal Trainer Kit and giving him three weeks to get up to the largest size plug, that’s one plug per week. Can he do it? Well, week one is up! We’ll be posting his first report tomorrow.

World AIDS Day

Prowler Soho has announced it will once again be holding a week long series of activities, in support of World AIDS Day. Now into its third year, Prowler Soho World AIDS Week is designed to provide more than just one charity the chance to raise much needed funds, to help fight the spread of HIV and increase awareness of the virus.

Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group said “at a time when infection rates are still far too high, we are committed to working with a number of charities to support those affected by HIV/AIDS. More that this though, we are keen to help raise awareness of the importance of being tested, to ensure anyone receiving a positive diagnosis can benefit from the best possible care and treatment”.  

This year representatives from 56 Dean Street Clinic will also be in the store, to promote the HIV Testing World Record Attempt at G-A-Y Bar on World AIDS Day, Saturday 1^st December.

The Prowler Soho World AIDS Week fund-raising schedule is as follows:

Monday 26/11 – Positive 21 and MAD Trust

Tuesday 27/11 – Positive East

Wednesday 28/11 – Make a Difference Trust

Thursday 29/11 – Metro Centre & Food Chain

Friday 30/11 – GMFA & Positive 21

Saturday 1/12 – GMFA, Mildmay & 56 Dean St Clinic (in association with G-A-Y)

THT’s involvement is awaiting confirmation.   

Prowler Sexpert: Titanmen Fuck Tunnel

Does the above conversation sound all too familiar? There’s nothing worse than tracking down a really hot guy on Grindr just to find you’re as sexually compatible as Sue Perkins and Alan Carr. So, to try and find a solution to this age old “double top” problem, Prowler has armed me with the Titanmen Fuck Tunnel.

Designed from UR3, described as “the most fuckable material ever created”, the fuck tunnel is a 12” tube with a hole at each end which is essentially a fleshjack designed for two. It’s ribbed at one end and beaded at the other, so you can flip it over half way through for a different sensation.

So, I met up with the top who I’ve had my eye on for sometime. After warming up with some foreplay, I sensed his hands were spending more and more time on (and maybe a little bit in) my arse. I reached for my notorious bottom draw and pulled out the fuck tunnel. The top’s eyes widened as he laughed nervously at what looks like a translucent flaccid horse cock. I reassured him that this wasn’t going to be going ‘in’ anyone. We lube ourselves up and prepare to penetrate.

Whist we were aiming to look like we were recreating a scene from a Bel Ami film, it started off more like a scene from the Chuckle Brothers. As soon as one of us put a lubed-up cock in, the other one would pop straight out. Eventually we got the hang of it and kept a tight grip of the tunnel whilst we got ourselves inside it. And once we were in, things got pretty hot! Because the tunnel is so flexible you can use it in pretty much any position you want, facing each other standing up, straddling, side by side.

For me, kneeling whilst facing each other was the biggest turn on. Looking into each others eyes as we both thrusted into the tunnel’s silky insides was amazing, combined with the tips of our cocks rubbing with each thrust. I dare say it was his too as we both came within a few minutes of discovering this position.

So while it doesn’t quite beat the real thing, it comes a very close second. And being able to overcome the “double top” issue is a very welcome solution in times of need.

Ben's coming back to Prowler Soho!

He had them queuing around the block last year, and it’s no surprise everyone’s wanted to get into his pants ever since he launched the Bluebuck Special Edition underwear in September. Never one to disappoint, Ben is coming to Prowler Soho again, this time to launch and sign the 2013 Ben Cohen Calendar on Monday 5th November, from 6pm-8pm.

Announcing Ben’s appearance, the Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group, Simon Topham said “we are always delighted to have Ben appear at Prowler. He’s a great fan of what we do to support him and his work. No doubt our customers - male, female, gay and straight alike - will be flocking to lay their hands on this sexy new calendar.”

Ben generally spends his time working on his StandUp Foundation, which is devoted to building awareness of the long-term effects of bullying and raising money to help stop it. Anyone buying a Ben Cohen calendar during the signing will also receive a free Ben Cohen Stand Up Foundation wrist band!

Boy meets bigger boy: the Prowler Sexpert meets the Rocks Off Big-Boy

Being the greedy pig that I am, when presented with the various types of Rocks Off Prostate massagers, it was pretty obvious I was going to go for the biggest I could get; the Rocks Off Big-Boy Prostate Massager. Giving it a good covering in lube, I couldn’t wait to feel every inch of it pop in my arse. Gently pushing at my hole, it’s not long before the first bit is in, very quickly followed by the rest. Already, it’s feeling quite intense and my sphincter is feeling stretched – and I’ve not even turned it on yet.

Now, a word of warning. Before you start, make sure to open the battery compartment and remove the bit of plastic that stops it from turning on. Otherwise you’ll end up like me, on my back with my legs akimbo, hands covered in lube, trying to unscrew the battery compartment while it’s deep inside me pressing against my prostate.

Not my classiest moment but needless to say I removed the plastic battery stop and got the lid back on, all the while not having to remove it from my arse.

Despite that initial frustration, pressing the silver button took away my shame and as the vibrations passed through me, sending shivers through my entire body. I couldn’t help but rock it backwards and forwards while wanking my cock, pushing it in as deep as it would go.

It’s an incredibly intense sensation, and it didn’t take long before I shot a thick load all over my chest. It felt like it wasn’t going to stop, as I kept cumming over and over again. Having pumped my cock dry, I pressed the silver button and collapsed in a quivering wreck. Not much else I could do but lay there, covered in cum with my new favourite toy still up me. Now really I needed someone else there to lick it off my chest and snog me with it. I’ll have to remember that for next time!

It's Prowler Soho's 15th Birthday!

After fifteen years in business, the flagship of Prowler Stores is still going strong. To celebrate, the team at Prowler Soho have announced a fantastic range of special offers and special events running for fifteen days, from 8th-22nd October.

 Most offers are available to one and all, but selected voucher offers can only be redeemed by using the vouchers in the GT November issue, as well as Prowler ads in Boyz, QX and QXMEN. The calendar of offers/events is as follows:
 Mon 8/10: Liquid Silk 250 ml – 3 for £15
 Tue 9/10: Chances to win Beauty DVD/poster/both with any in-store purchase
Wed10/10: Bluebuck underwear – 15% off (only with voucher)
Thu 11/10: Spend £30 and receive a great gift
Fri 12/10: Spend £100 on R18 films & receive a £15 gift voucher
Sat 13/10: West End Bares 2013 calendar signing, plus first 15 people to buy a Pelham & Strutt top receive another free
Sun 14/10: Barcode jocks – 15% off (only with voucher)
Mon 15/10: 15% off everything in-store (excluding club tickets)
Tue 16/10: Jungle Juice aromas – 3 for £15 (only with voucher)
Wed 17/10: ID lube – 3 for £15 (selected sizes)
Thu 18/10: Gift when buying two pairs of aussieBum
Fri 19/10: Sex toys – 15% off (only with voucher)
Sat 20/10: London Titans Football Club 2013 calendar signing (3-5pm)
Sun 21/10: Christmas decorations – 15% off
Mon 22/10: Halloween Masquerade Party in-store (8-10pm)

Peccadillo and TLA are helping the gang celebrate even further, with special offers on their top 15 film titles. Check in the store for details. Hip hip hooray!!!

Sweatbox's Birthday

Sweatbox Sauna Soho is having its 4th birthday bash on 29th September, in association with Prowler and UKNakedMen . As if top DJs, a licensed bar and giveaways aren’t enough to entice you, there’ll be hot guys from UKNakedMen handing out free shots (amongst other things!). Follow “Sweatbox Soho” on Twitter by 11pm 28/9 for free entry. All Sweatbox members get 10% off at Prowler Soho as well, so be quick so you don’t miss out!

 

Sexpert: Getting to grips with the Tenga Flip Hole

Despite my best efforts, I thought it unlikely I’d get my cock in Tom Daley’s firm and probably very tight arse at the Olympic village when I went last week so being the boy scout that I am, I picked up the new Tenga Flip Hole from Prowler on my way.

The security guard checking my bag certainly didn’t know what to make of it, and the only way I could convince him it wasn’t some new type of smart bomb designed to blow up the stadium was to say it was a sex toy. It certainly doesn’t look like one, so when he asked how it worked, what else was I to do but to say “you put your cock in it, and you wank”. Everyone in the queue chuckled and then he let me in, too embarrassed to find out more.

As expected, things with me and Tom didn’t go as planned so when I got home the hard on I’d be tucking under my belt was finally going to get the release I was gagging for. Opening up the flip, I’m presented with the weirdest arrangement of ribbed, knobbly and wobbly silicone which I poured the included lube over. It comes with 3 different types, but personally I couldn’t really tell them apart.

With a repeat of the diving playing, I push my rock hard cock into the tight opening. What happened next I’m sure you can imagine – there was no holding back as I started slowly but very soon worked my way up to a frenzied finish, trying out the various buttons to create a vacuum, apply more pressure and generally give me the best wank I’ve ever had. It’s just as well it wasn’t Tom Daley’s arse I was pummelling – I doubt he could have coped with the force which I shot my load with, or the amount of cum I filled the Tenga with.

Certainly makes a nice change not having a sticky mess to clean off my chest. All I had to do was flip it open, giving it a quick rinse out and it’s ready to go again, just in time for the Greco Roman Wrestling.

 

Introducing the Prowler Sexpert

If you can’t decide on which dildo will be your perfect fit or what lube is best for amazing and pleasurable anal sex, look no further. Here at Prowler, we're proud to present our resident Sexpert who has been trying out the Prowler product range on himself, and others!

Our Sexpert has encountered every type of man imaginable, ranging from those who like a good old conventional pounding to the more adventurous sex toy and  fetish lovers (piercings, leather, rubber, vinyl, latex, domination, feet, golden showers, the list goes on).

But before we let him loose on our product range, we’ve asked him a few questions to make sure he knows what he’s talking about:

Where's the kinkiest place you’ve had sex?

I had sex with the changing room assistant in a well known retail store in Bristol a few years ago. Got banned from the shopping centre for 6 months but it was definitely worth it.

What’s the most pleasurable thing you’ve put up your arse?

After a douche and with plenty of good lube, the Rocks Off Bad Boy Prostate Massager always does the trick. When the intensity increases I get shivers all over my body and it drives my prostate nuts.

What’s your favourite position?

When I’m bottom, I like good old fashioned doggy style. Nothing like getting slammed from behind. When I’m top I like to put the guy on his side, push his knees close to his chest and fuck his brains out.

What’s the weirdest fetish you’ve participated in?

Without a doubt, Dendrophilia (humping a tree). An ex partner of mine was really in to it…the bark hurt. 

To keep upto date on the Prowler sexperts latest adventures, like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.

Ben Cohen Returns To Prowler Soho

Move over David Beckham - there’s a new pants man in town with a mission that’s inspired the gang at masculine underwear brand, Bluebuck. We know you want to see more of Ben Cohen and let’s face it, so do we! The iconic former rugby star is returning to our Prowler Soho store on Thursday 6^th of September from 6pm to 8pm to launch the new Bluebuck Ben Cohen Special Edition underwear and every product purchased benefits the anti-bullying work of the Ben Cohen StandUp foundation. Removing homophobia from sports is central to Ben’s mission, and his close work with the LGBT community is widely recognised.  So pop into the store on Thursday and buy a pair of Ben's pants. You'll aslo receive a an autographed postcard and/or brochure, in addition to a free copy of the August issue of Gay Times magazine, which features Ben on the cover . To avoid disappointment, Prowler is taking advance orders of the Special Edition pants. Simply call the store or come in and leave your details. All customers pre-ordering will also receive an autographed full colour poster of the man himself. 

 

We know Ben Cohen has been everywhere in the past few weeks. If he’s not gracing the cover of GT magazine, he’s launching his own range of underwear, all whilst raising awareness against homophobic bullying. Yet we are still not sick of the sight of him! In fact we can’t wait to see him at hosting West End Bares at Cafe de Paris on 2^nd September which Prowler are very pleased to be sponsoring. The annual event raises money for the Make a Difference Trust, and has become one of TheatreMAD’s signature events. If you want to be blown away by watching over 100 of the West End’s top show dancers strip, plus see Ben himself, then tickets are available from our Soho store. 

Alright darling get to grips with Francois Sagat

Our friends at Alright Darling have kindly tested out our TitanMen Francois Sagat Dildo which is no mean feat. With a massive 2" girdth, this 8" dildo is moulded straight from Francois's cock. So here's what they had to say:

The darlings at Prowler just sent me the TitanMen Tools replica of Francois Sagats cock! You don’t get a real scale of it when you’re watching it in porn! I opened the rather heavy box, then the black draw string bag, and….. Oh my Lord! Franny is in porn for a reason! I must admit the thought of it made me gulp and my butt hole tighten. I was given some reassuring words from my boy friend “You’re fine! A penis is designed to go in an arse!” Now I told him that quite a few people in the world probably don’t agree with that, but in Francois’s girthy case… WOW!!! It fucking felt like it was designed to go in an arse! All be it maybe not mine at first, but after a cup of tea and ten minutes of being rimmed (and maybe a side of poppers), then yes… fit like a dream.

I would recommend that literally EVERYONE needs to have a go on Francois. 

“Long, Pink, Perfect. It’s Dickalicious” - Samantha Jones. SATC.