The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Two

Day One: Like a good athlete, I have been keeping up with my Colt Anal Trainer practice before this week’s big event. I’ve surprised myself the last couple of days at how quickly I’ve become accustomed to the smallest plug in the set. But my colleagues are starting to ask how far I’ve got with the challenge and I have to sheepishly admit I’m still on plug no. 1. This evening plug no. 2 beckons, so I warm up with the first plug (which is now a very comfortable fit) and then start with the next size. I’m a little less concerned this time around as although the second plug is a significant increase in size from the first, the tapered shape of the plug means it will start off from where the last plug finished. And from last week’s experience I know I don’t need to force it all at once, I can build up slowly. So tonight I just took it slowly and managed about an inch of the new plug. Doesn’t sound like much, but I felt more aware of my limits this time around and know it won’t be long before I can get further.

Day Two: Not really feeling it today, so having a night off.

Day Three: Again, not really feeling in the mood to have a butt plug inside me, but feel I probably should just to keep things on track. Like last time, I start off with the smallest plug, which fits with ease and then began on the larger sized plug. I got to pretty much the same point as before when I felt it was getting uncomfortable so decided to stop. This all seems rather frustrating as I’m used to feeling the buzz I get from the smaller slimmer plug when it touches my prostate, so I go back to this one to finish myself off.

Day Four: One of the boys at work asked how the anal challenge was going. I told him I hadn’t really been getting into this week and he suggested using it with a partner during sex as you can get into it more easily when you’re most horny. I’m staying at my boyfriend’s tomorrow, so have another night off from training and pack the anal kit in my over night bag as a special treat.

Day Five: As I work at Prowler, my boyfriend has become accustomed to me bringing back many weird and wonderful products to test out. So when I pull the anal trainer kit out from my bag he wasn’t all that surprised. After a mini domestic over who got to use the medium sized plug (he ended up with the largest one) we got down to business. We are very much still in the honeymoon period, so things got hot pretty quickly. As we lubed up we enjoyed some mutual arse play. Now I was in the mood! This time there was no warming up with the smallest plug, I was straight in there with the medium one. And my co-worker was completely right about practising with it during a sex session. I was way more receptive to being pushed further with the plug and relaxed into the whole thing much more. Doing it with my partner also felt like much less of a chore and much more like a sexy treat! Needless to say it wasn’t long before the whole plug was in me and we came to a big sticky climax. So, at the end of the second week I’m on target with two down and one to go…

Expectations Spreads It's Wings

Always much more than one step ahead of the rest, mega fetish store Expectations has announced it is to open a store within leading cruise bar The Eagle London.

The official launch is now Saturday, 8^th December, Expectations @ The Eagle will stock harnesses, jockstraps, shorts, cock rings/straps, nipple clamps, aromas and much more. Announcing the launch Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group (owner of Expectations), said “we are thrilled to team up with The Eagle London, to deliver the ultimate on-the-go shopping experience for the Vauxhall gay scene.

“At a time when Expectations is clearly Europe’s leading gay fetish store, it makes perfect sense to work alongside the UK’s best and most successful gay cruise bar. We only work with quality partners, to ensure we deliver quality products and services, so The Eagle is a perfect match”.

The Eagle London recently went back to its roots as a traditional Eagle, in the style of Eagle bars across the globe; a laid back men only cruise bar in a friendly and social space right in the heart of gay Vauxhall. An incredibly active and supportive member of the Vauxhall gay scene, The Eagle London has a massive following thanks to the world famous Horse Meat Disco, Tonker and a stack of specially themed events.

Dimly lit, with an underground 'speakeasy' feel and sexy soundtracks programmed by world renowned resident DJ's, the Eagle is the ideal place to get better acquainted with a friendly crowd of blokes, bears, pre party club kids and everything in between. In addition to some dark and intimate areas, The Eagle boasts a stunning beer garden, smoking area and American style pool table. Annual membership definitely has its benefits:

Free Entry Monday thru Thursday.

Free Entry before 10:00pm Friday & Saturday 

10 % Discount at Expectations (main store)

10% Discount on all Eagle Branded Products

Exclusive invitations private Eagle/Expectations Events

Lots of other surprise benefits e-mailed monthly

Eagle London Cruise is open everyday midweek, from 9pm until 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after or free all night with Membership.

Commenting on the new partnership with Expectations Mark Oakley, the owner of The Eagle London said “all the team at Eagle London are very excited about our joint venture with Expectations. The Expectations shop within Eagle will be a brilliant partnership with London’s premier cruise bar, as we will literally have everything under one roof!”

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The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week One

So, I have been nominated by my fellow colleagues to take the Anal Trainer challenge. Over three weeks I’ll be working my way through the Colt Anal Trainer Kit in an attempt to broaden my sex life. It was pretty much a unanimous decision in the office that I should be the one to test this out because:

A: I’ve never been a bottom before.

B: I’ve started dating a guy who wants to fuck me.

C: Apparently I wince every time we get a new batch of dildos in.

Day One: I’m all ready for the first day of the challenge. My colleagues waved me home with my training kit and some Liquid Silk. The first plug measures 4.7” in length, starts off at the size of my index finger (see picture) and widens to roughly the size of a small carrot. I’m lubed up and mid wank, so as ready as I’ll ever be. Pressing the end of the plug against my hole feels good and slowly but surely it’s making its way. I’m getting into in now and push a little harder. I’m starting to wonder what I’d been making such a fuss about, this was feeling good! I soon climaxed and pulled out the plug placing my fingers next to my hole so I could measure how far I’d got. Just under an inch. Not quite as impressive as I first thought, but a start at least.

Day Two: Right, with a fresh new confidence for arse play, I’m feeling that I can take a significant amount more tonight than I did before. As before, I warm up and make sure I’m well lubed. I go for the plunge, things are feeling good so far, I pull it out just to see how far I’ve got this time. Again, just under and inch. I work up a rhythm with the plug then force it in as far as I can. It hurts. A lot. I think maybe I’m trying to run before I can walk.

Day Three: A well deserved day off for anal recovery.

Day Four: After telling someone in the office about my last disastrous attempt with the plug, he’s suggested I use some anal relaxant (as his nick name is “Fisty” I think he probably knows what he’s talking about). Using Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide a 2-in-1 lube and relaxant, I get to work. Learning from last time I push as much as I can but as soon as I start to tense I stop until I’m more relaxed. After I’d cum, I took the plug out and I was about half an inch away from getting the whole plug in. Good work!

Day Five: Today was the day! Taking this little plug has become a bit of a routine this week, so I was just going about my business (still using the 2-in-1 relaxant) and just enjoying it without even thinking about how far in it was. Then, all of a sudden, it reached the tapered part before the base. It was completely in, but also felt great! Giving it a wiggle once inside gave a great sensation and it wasn’t long before I came. So the week one challenge is complete, although I can’t help think that I’ve got to go through all the same trials again next week with plug number two…

The Anal Trainer Challenge

Here at Prowler HQ there’s one product we get asked about more than anything else: the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Comprising of three pliable but plugs (the smallest starting at 4.7”), we know that there will be countless seasoned bottoms out there who will be sniggering at the thought of such a tiny sex toy. However, there are many guys who find the idea of taking even the slightest of dildos a pretty frightening ordeal. Hence we have numerous nervous customers asking what’s the best way to start, what lube to use, how much it will hurt, the list goes on!

So in order to answer all of these beginners’ questions, we are getting one of the newer and more ‘resistant’ members of staff anally trained!

We’re providing the said member of staff (who wishes to remain nameless!) with the Colt Anal Trainer Kit and giving him three weeks to get up to the largest size plug, that’s one plug per week. Can he do it? Well, week one is up! We’ll be posting his first report tomorrow.

World AIDS Day

Prowler Soho has announced it will once again be holding a week long series of activities, in support of World AIDS Day. Now into its third year, Prowler Soho World AIDS Week is designed to provide more than just one charity the chance to raise much needed funds, to help fight the spread of HIV and increase awareness of the virus.

Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group said “at a time when infection rates are still far too high, we are committed to working with a number of charities to support those affected by HIV/AIDS. More that this though, we are keen to help raise awareness of the importance of being tested, to ensure anyone receiving a positive diagnosis can benefit from the best possible care and treatment”.  

This year representatives from 56 Dean Street Clinic will also be in the store, to promote the HIV Testing World Record Attempt at G-A-Y Bar on World AIDS Day, Saturday 1^st December.

The Prowler Soho World AIDS Week fund-raising schedule is as follows:

Monday 26/11 – Positive 21 and MAD Trust

Tuesday 27/11 – Positive East

Wednesday 28/11 – Make a Difference Trust

Thursday 29/11 – Metro Centre & Food Chain

Friday 30/11 – GMFA & Positive 21

Saturday 1/12 – GMFA, Mildmay & 56 Dean St Clinic (in association with G-A-Y)

THT’s involvement is awaiting confirmation.   

Prowler Sexpert: Titanmen Fuck Tunnel

Does the above conversation sound all too familiar? There’s nothing worse than tracking down a really hot guy on Grindr just to find you’re as sexually compatible as Sue Perkins and Alan Carr. So, to try and find a solution to this age old “double top” problem, Prowler has armed me with the Titanmen Fuck Tunnel.

Designed from UR3, described as “the most fuckable material ever created”, the fuck tunnel is a 12” tube with a hole at each end which is essentially a fleshjack designed for two. It’s ribbed at one end and beaded at the other, so you can flip it over half way through for a different sensation.

So, I met up with the top who I’ve had my eye on for sometime. After warming up with some foreplay, I sensed his hands were spending more and more time on (and maybe a little bit in) my arse. I reached for my notorious bottom draw and pulled out the fuck tunnel. The top’s eyes widened as he laughed nervously at what looks like a translucent flaccid horse cock. I reassured him that this wasn’t going to be going ‘in’ anyone. We lube ourselves up and prepare to penetrate.

Whist we were aiming to look like we were recreating a scene from a Bel Ami film, it started off more like a scene from the Chuckle Brothers. As soon as one of us put a lubed-up cock in, the other one would pop straight out. Eventually we got the hang of it and kept a tight grip of the tunnel whilst we got ourselves inside it. And once we were in, things got pretty hot! Because the tunnel is so flexible you can use it in pretty much any position you want, facing each other standing up, straddling, side by side.

For me, kneeling whilst facing each other was the biggest turn on. Looking into each others eyes as we both thrusted into the tunnel’s silky insides was amazing, combined with the tips of our cocks rubbing with each thrust. I dare say it was his too as we both came within a few minutes of discovering this position.

So while it doesn’t quite beat the real thing, it comes a very close second. And being able to overcome the “double top” issue is a very welcome solution in times of need.