Updates!

You may have noticed that our website has recently undergone a bit of an overhaul.
We've been working non-stop to update our site and make it easy to understand, simple to use and compatible cross-platform.
The site is now fully functional on mobile and tablet devices; meaning you can browse and order products from us, and have them delivered quickly and discreetly; wherever you are, whenever you need.
One notable change is that our prowlerdirect.blogspot.co.uk site is being discontinued as of now.
Our new blog is accessible through Prowler.co.uk/blog and we'll starting posts on that shortly.

It's still a work in progress, so excuse us while we update a few things along the way.

PROWLER BIRMINGHAM IS REBORN

Ben Statham - Image courtesy of Butch Dixon

It’s all go at Prowler Birmingham, thanks to a major refurbishment and refit, with the store re-opening as a sexy “boutique” version of the UK’s leading gay retail store.   

Although Andrew Christian and aussieBum will still have a firm place in the store, the focus is now very much on an expanded range of sex toys, aromas, stimulants, fetish gear and a large range of specially priced R18 DVDs from studios including BelAmi, Hot House, Raging Stallion, Falcon and Treasure Island Media.

To make it all official, a special launch party will be held from 5pm-8pm on Thursday 8^th August in the store. Super sexy porn stars Ben Statham and Scott Hunter will be there to set the scene for what will be a fun, raunchy evening. Ben has worked with a range of leading porn studios, including UKNakedMen (UKNM), Butch Dixon, Alphamale and Cazzo through to the legendary Treasure Island Media. Scott’s credits include titles from Alphamale, Hard Brit Lads, Men At Play, COLT, Titan, Lucas Entertainment and of course UKNM and Butch Dixon.

Free drinks will be served by a sexy waiter and the party is open to everyone, so make sure you get there early!    

Prowler's Top 10 Underwear Models

#1 Ben Cohen

He’s done everything from playing rugby to gracing the cover of GT Magazine. And last year he launched an underwear range with Bluebuck, raising funds for his anti-bullying charity. Of course we love him, but we love him even more in his pants.

#2 David Beckham

King of the metrosexuals, our David is possibly the gayest straight footballer ever (remember that time when he wore a sarong?). But if he wants to spend his time off the pitch posing in tiny Armani pants, we’re not going to complain.

#3 Freddie Ljungberg

After modelling for Calvin Klein’s Pro Stretch rage ten years ago, Freddie built up a massive gay following. We can’t think why?

#4 Mark Wahlberg

Remember the days before the internet when underwear marketing campaigns basically served as free porn? Well, he might be a serious actor now, but Mark Wahlberg will always remind us of our first wank.

#5 Jamie Dornan

Flying the flag for Ireland, Jamie Dornan pulls off a beard just as well as a pair of pants.

#6 Unknown

We don’t know who this is, but he looks fit. And when you’re modelling underwear, that’s all that counts.

#7 Nelly

P Diddy wisely roped in rapper Nelly to model for his Sean John undies. Phew! It’s getting hot in here! (*Groan*).

#8 Cristiano Ronaldo

Another footballer, another Armani campaign. They certainly know what we like.

#9 Thom Evans

New Zealand Rugby player Thom Evans sports a serious washboard stomach. We could really scrub off some dirt on that.

#10 Travis Fimmel

We’re not usually won over easily by guys with long hair, but Calvin Klein model Travis Fimmel is our big (very big by the looks of those pants) exception.

Can you think of anyone we’ve left out? Let us know in the comments below!

Prowler’s Essential Guide: #1

Gay men have better sex than anyone else. Fact. So we know that there’s nothing quite like adding a cock ring to the bedroom to keep things interesting. We’ve picked out four of our finest cock rings, so whether you’re a seasoned expert or a complete novice, Prowler will have something for you!

What’s the point?

The main reason to use a cock ring is to maintain a stronger erection for longer and delaying ejaculation. This means longer, better sex. Who doesn’t want that?

How do you use one?

Generally, a cock ring is worn around your cock and balls. Its purpose is to trap blood in the penis meaning you maintain a really hard erection for a longer period of time. A cock ring should be tight, but not uncomfortable. If you’re using a soft cock ring, it can be put on before or after you have an erection. If you’re using a hard cock ring, it’s important to put it on whilst your cock is still soft. Cock rings can be used for up to 30 mins at a time, then it’s recommended to take a break.

If you’ve not used a cock ring before, we’d recommend these colourful Julian’s Stud Rings. There’re soft, stretchy and easily adjustable which is perfect for first timers.

If you familiar with the cock ring then the Thick Rubber Cock Ring is something of an essential. It’s firm enough to keep you hard, yet flexible enough to maximise comfort. No gay man should be with out one!

Using a metal cock ring can really enhance a sexual encounter. Once you’ve got used to wearing something around your balls, it’s well worth testing out a good quality metal cock ring. This Fine Metal Cock Ring will help to keep you harder for longer.

Seen and done it all before? Well why not give the Ox Ball Split Sling a try? This separates you cock and each of your balls heightening the experience of wearing a cock ring. Made of FLEX TPR, it has a super stretch that allows it to double in size.

The Prowler Sexpert Gets Crack Stuffed

Wow, what a fuck! Tall, muscular, big fat juicy cock and a very accommodating arse, there’s nothing better than finding a hot guy who can give as good as he takes.

After a few hours taking turns to fuck the hell out of one another, what better time to try out my new toy. A brand new, bright blue Crackstuffers Truncheon was just what we were in need of.

Lubing it up, it slid easily up my shag's sloppy hole and before long it was in all the way to the handle. As a top, I can be quite aggressive, so when it comes to using toys, it’s great to have a handle with a firm grip so I can give the other guy a good hard fucking with it. The handle was great when I used it on myself too, making it easy to plunge in nice and deep, pull it all the way out feeling the head rub my prostate and then vigorously thrust it back in.

The great thing about the truncheon is that even if you’re a novice, it’s a great toy to use gently on yourself or with someone else. And if you want to build up to harder play, as you’re about to find out, it’s just as good for the more experienced arse-players out there.

If, like me you can handle something with a bit more girth, it works very nicely as a double ender. With my guy on his back, his arse supported by a pillow and the truncheon deep inside him, I got myself in the same position with my hole facing his, and I pushed down on the handle.

A word of warning, the handle isn’t exactly thin, so unless you’re use to wide toys or fists, you might need to work up to it.

The handle is nicely ribbed and you can definitely feel it as it goes in. Because of it’s shape, once it’s in, it feels pretty secure. Then the fun really starts as I started to trust my hips back and forth. It wasn’t long before we were both thrusting and pounding each others arses to the point of orgasm. The harder I pushed forward, the harder he pushed back.

Both of us ended up cumming as we were fucking one another, collapsing in to a state of ecstasy and exhaustion.

After a brief rest, our holes were twitching again and needed filling and of course we both wanted to try the truncheon the other way around.

My guy was definitely more of a depth man so the wide end of the handle was a bit trickier than it was for me. So I took some time working on his hole, starting with some well lubed up fingers and then the long bit of the truncheon. It’s thinner than the handle so I used my fingers while it was in him to help him loosen up. It wasn’t long before I had my hand wrapped around it while it was in his arse.

He’d told me earlier he’d never taken a fist before, so this was the ideal opportunity. With some ID Relaxxx Anal Spray to relax his arse muscles, heavily Crisco’d up hands and a lot of pre-made Fist Lube I slowly started to pull the truncheon out, while I pushed my hand in further. As the head of the truncheon came out, my fist went in.

The look of amazement as I took his fist cherry was one that will stick with me. After fisting one another and getting a few more anal orgasms in, it was definitely time for a rest after our all night session.

As I left his place on Saturday morning, we both promised to hook up again soon. By Saturday evening, we were at it again in HardOn, this time surrounded by a large audience as we fucked to the beat of the music. I think both of us surprised ourselves by how much of a pounding we could both take that weekend!

The Anal Trainer Challenge

Here at Prowler HQ there’s one product we get asked about more than anything else: the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Comprising of three pliable but plugs (the smallest starting at 4.7”), we know that there will be countless seasoned bottoms out there who will be sniggering at the thought of such a tiny sex toy. However, there are many guys who find the idea of taking even the slightest of dildos a pretty frightening ordeal. Hence we have numerous nervous customers asking what’s the best way to start, what lube to use, how much it will hurt, the list goes on! 

So in order to answer all of these beginners’ questions, we are getting one of the newer and more ‘resistant’ members of staff anally trained! 

We’re providing the said member of staff (who wishes to remain nameless!) with the Colt Anal Trainer Kit and giving him three weeks to get up to the largest size plug, that’s one plug per week. Can he do it? Well, week one is up! We’ll be posting his first report tomorrow.

Week One

So, I have been nominated by my fellow colleagues to take the Anal Trainer challenge. Over three weeks I’ll be working my way through the Colt Anal Trainer Kit in an attempt to broaden my sex life. It was pretty much a unanimous decision in the office that I should be the one to test this out because:

A: I’ve never been a bottom before.

B: I’ve started dating a guy who wants to fuck me.

C: Apparently I wince every time we get a new batch of dildos in.

Day One: I’m all ready for the first day of the challenge. My colleagues waved me home with my training kit and some Liquid Silk. The first plug measures 4.7” in length, starts off at the size of my index finger (see picture) and widens to roughly the size of a small carrot. I’m lubed up and mid wank, so as ready as I’ll ever be. Pressing the end of the plug against my hole feels good and slowly but surely it’s making its way. I’m getting into in now and push a little harder. I’m starting to wonder what I’d been making such a fuss about, this was feeling good! I soon climaxed and pulled out the plug placing my fingers next to my hole so I could measure how far I’d got. Just under an inch. Not quite as impressive as I first thought, but a start at least.

Day Two: Right, with a fresh new confidence for arse play, I’m feeling that I can take a significant amount more tonight than I did before. As before, I warm up and make sure I’m well lubed. I go for the plunge, things are feeling good so far, I pull it out just to see how far I’ve got this time. Again, just under and inch. I work up a rhythm with the plug then force it in as far as I can. It hurts. A lot. I think maybe I’m trying to run before I can walk. 

Day Three: A well deserved day off for anal recovery.

Day Four: After telling someone in the office about my last disastrous attempt with the plug, he’s suggested I use some anal relaxant (as his nick name is “Fisty” I think he probably knows what he’s talking about). Using Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide an 2-in-1 lube and relaxant, I get to work. Learning from last time I push as much as I can but as soon as I start to tense I stop until I’m more relaxed. After I’d cum, I took the plug out and I was about half an inch away from getting the whole plug in. Good work!

Day Five: Today was the day! Taking this little plug has become a bit of a routine this week, so I was just going about my business (still using the 2-in-1 relaxant) and just enjoying it without even thinking about how far in it was. Then, all of a sudden, it reached the tapered part before the base. It was completely in, but also felt great! Giving it a wiggle once inside gave a great sensation and it wasn’t long before I came. So the week one challenge is complete, although I can’t help think that I’ve got to go through all the same trials again next week with plug number two…

The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Two

Day One: Like a good athlete, I have been keeping up with my training before this week’s big event. I’ve surprised myself the last couple of days at how quickly I’ve become accustomed to the smallest plug in the set. But my colleagues are starting to ask how far I’ve got with the challenge and I have to sheepishly admit I’m still on plug no. 1. This evening plug no. 2 beckons, so I warm up with the first plug (which is now a very comfortable fit) and then start with the next size. I’m a little less concerned this time around as although the second plug is a significant increase in size from the first, the tapered shape of the plug means it will start off from where the last plug finished. And from last week’s experience I know I don’t need to force it all at once, I can build up slowly. So tonight I just took it slowly and managed about an inch of the new plug. Doesn’t sound like much, but I felt more aware of my limits this time around and know it won’t be long before I can get further.

Day Two: Not really feeling it today, so having a night off.

Day Three: Again, not really feeling in the mood to have a butt plug inside me, but feel I probably should just to keep things on track. Like last time, I start off with the smallest plug, which fits with ease and then began on the larger sized plug. I got to pretty much the same point as before when I felt it was getting uncomfortable so decided to stop. This all seems rather frustrating as I’m used to feeling the buzz I get from the smaller slimmer plug when it touches my prostate, so I go back to this one to finish myself off.

Day Four: One of the boys at work asked how the anal challenge was going. I told him I hadn’t really been getting into this week and he suggested using it with a partner during sex as you can get into it more easily when you’re most horny. I’m staying at my boyfriend’s tomorrow, so have another night off from training and pack the anal kit in my over night bag as a special treat.

Day Five: As I work at Prowler, my boyfriend has become accustomed to me bringing back many weird and wonderful products to test out. So when I pull the anal trainer kit out from my bag he wasn’t all that surprised. After a mini domestic over who got to use the medium sized plug (he ended up with the largest one) we got down to business. We are very much still in the honeymoon period, so things got hot pretty quickly. As we lubed up we enjoyed some mutual arse play. Now I was in the mood! This time there was no warming up with the smallest plug, I was straight in there with the medium one. And my co-worker was completely right about practising with it during a sex session. I was way more receptive to being pushed further with the plug and relaxed into the whole thing much more. Doing it with my partner also felt like much less of a chore and much more like a sexy treat! Needless to say it wasn’t long before the whole plug was in me and we came to a big sticky climax. So, at the end of the second week I’m on target with two down and one to go…

The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Three

Day One: Oh my. There’s quite a leap in size between the second and third plug in the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. But seeing as I’ve come so far, I’m not going to stop now! So, nothing new for day one of the new plug, I just took it easy and got to a couple of centimetres. That will do for today.

Day Two: I think the scariest thing about this new plug is more the girth than the length. I’ve been using loads of lube and even used the Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide again, but I’ve made little progress.

Day Three: Right. I’ve had another discussion with my colleagues and they have recommended using ID RelaxXXX: Anal Spray to help me on my way with the challenge. The relaxant spray doesn’t contain any chemicals, which means there’s less chance of irritation, and is designed to relax the rectum with out losing sensitivity. Using this spray really helped. I noticed pretty much straight away that as I pushed the plug in, I wouldn’t tense as hard. I got significantly further than the previous two nights which was good. However I felt a little uncomfortable for about an hour afterwards, so might have to take it easy.

Day Six: The last couple of nights I didn’t get that much further with the plug. So to try and keep things fresh I gave it a go in the company of my boyfriend. We prepped in the usual way, plenty of lube and relaxant spray and set down to business. I find using a plug with someone else infinitely more fun than on my own, but sadly there was still a limit to how far we could get the plug. It wasn’t going to work. But, never one to give up, I tried something different. Taking my boyfriend’s cock. This was quite a big deal for me as it’s something I’ve never tried before, but I’m happy to say it was a complete success! After the best part of three weeks using rubber plugs, having a cock in me was a completely different experience. I’m not saying that I’m going to become a power bottom anytime soon, but it was definitely enjoyable.

So, in summary, I may have not managed to complete the entire anal kit in three weeks, but it has helped me to loose my “bottom” virginity. The boys at work will probably say I could have done the whole lot, but I’m counting it as a big success!

The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Three

 

 

Day One: Oh my. There’s quite a leap in size between the second and third plug in the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. But seeing as I’ve come so far, I’m not going to stop now! So, nothing new for day one of the new plug, I just took it easy and got to a couple of centimetres. That will do for today.

 

Day Two: I think the scariest thing about this new plug is more the girth than the length. I’ve been using loads of lube and even used the Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide again, but I’ve made little progress.

 

Day Three: Right. I’ve had another discussion with my colleagues and they have recommended using ID RelaxXXX: Anal Spray to help me on my way with the challenge. The relaxant spray doesn’t contain any chemicals, which means there’s less chance of irritation, and is designed to relax the rectum with out losing sensitivity. Using this spray really helped. I noticed pretty much straight away that as I pushed the plug in, I wouldn’t tense as hard. I got significantly further than the previous two nights which was good. However I felt a little uncomfortable for about an hour afterwards, so might have to take it easy.

 

Day Six: The last couple of nights I didn’t get that much further with the plug. So to try and keep things fresh I gave it a go in the company of my boyfriend. We prepped in the usual way, plenty of lube and relaxant spray and set down to business. I find using a plug with someone else infinitely more fun than on my own, but sadly there was still a limit to how far we could get the plug. It wasn’t going to work. But, never one to give up, I tried something different. Taking my boyfriend’s cock. This was quite a big deal for me as it’s something I’ve never tried before, but I’m happy to say it was a complete success! After the best part of three weeks using rubber plugs, having a cock in me was a completely different experience. I’m not saying that I’m going to become a power bottom anytime soon, but it was definitely enjoyable.

 

So, in summary, I may have not managed to complete the entire anal kit in three weeks, but it has helped me to loose my “bottom” virginity. The boys at work will probably say I could have done the whole lot, but I’m counting it as a big success!

Prowler Sexpert Gets Pumped

I'd never used a penis pump before, so when Prowler asked me to test out the Size Matters Penis Pump Cylinder, I was more than excited. I’ve never had any complaints in the size department, but who doesn’t want something a little bigger?

It took me awhile to get the hang of, getting a seal round the base of my cock took me a number of goes; firmly holding it in place and then pumping away. I got there in the end though, and as I started pumping, I saw a noticeable size increase. My cock got fatter and longer – definitely very impressive to look at. 

The couple of guys I had coming round later were definitely in for a treat - It was everything a power bottom could ask for.  Unfortunately when I clicked the quick release button, my cock very quickly shrank down to its original size. The guys were still going to get a good pounding, but it wasn’t the engorged monster cock I saw in the pumps cylinder.  The other guys gave it a go, with similar results to me. But for one who’d had a little difficulty getting it up after a few hours of being pounded, he found it helped him get hard again. Certainly cheaper than popping a little blue pill! He was sold and said he’d be getting himself one.

 While it wasn’t quite what I had hoped for, I’m going to stick with it for a bit longer – over time I might get better results, and I certainly wouldn’t complain if I ended up with an even bigger cock.  If nothing else, I’ll definitely be using just before taking naked photos of myself…

The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week Two

Day One: Like a good athlete, I have been keeping up with my Colt Anal Trainer practice before this week’s big event. I’ve surprised myself the last couple of days at how quickly I’ve become accustomed to the smallest plug in the set. But my colleagues are starting to ask how far I’ve got with the challenge and I have to sheepishly admit I’m still on plug no. 1. This evening plug no. 2 beckons, so I warm up with the first plug (which is now a very comfortable fit) and then start with the next size. I’m a little less concerned this time around as although the second plug is a significant increase in size from the first, the tapered shape of the plug means it will start off from where the last plug finished. And from last week’s experience I know I don’t need to force it all at once, I can build up slowly. So tonight I just took it slowly and managed about an inch of the new plug. Doesn’t sound like much, but I felt more aware of my limits this time around and know it won’t be long before I can get further.

Day Two: Not really feeling it today, so having a night off.

Day Three: Again, not really feeling in the mood to have a butt plug inside me, but feel I probably should just to keep things on track. Like last time, I start off with the smallest plug, which fits with ease and then began on the larger sized plug. I got to pretty much the same point as before when I felt it was getting uncomfortable so decided to stop. This all seems rather frustrating as I’m used to feeling the buzz I get from the smaller slimmer plug when it touches my prostate, so I go back to this one to finish myself off.

Day Four: One of the boys at work asked how the anal challenge was going. I told him I hadn’t really been getting into this week and he suggested using it with a partner during sex as you can get into it more easily when you’re most horny. I’m staying at my boyfriend’s tomorrow, so have another night off from training and pack the anal kit in my over night bag as a special treat.

Day Five: As I work at Prowler, my boyfriend has become accustomed to me bringing back many weird and wonderful products to test out. So when I pull the anal trainer kit out from my bag he wasn’t all that surprised. After a mini domestic over who got to use the medium sized plug (he ended up with the largest one) we got down to business. We are very much still in the honeymoon period, so things got hot pretty quickly. As we lubed up we enjoyed some mutual arse play. Now I was in the mood! This time there was no warming up with the smallest plug, I was straight in there with the medium one. And my co-worker was completely right about practising with it during a sex session. I was way more receptive to being pushed further with the plug and relaxed into the whole thing much more. Doing it with my partner also felt like much less of a chore and much more like a sexy treat! Needless to say it wasn’t long before the whole plug was in me and we came to a big sticky climax. So, at the end of the second week I’m on target with two down and one to go…

Expectations Spreads It's Wings

Always much more than one step ahead of the rest, mega fetish store Expectations has announced it is to open a store within leading cruise bar The Eagle London.

The official launch is now Saturday, 8^th December, Expectations @ The Eagle will stock harnesses, jockstraps, shorts, cock rings/straps, nipple clamps, aromas and much more. Announcing the launch Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group (owner of Expectations), said “we are thrilled to team up with The Eagle London, to deliver the ultimate on-the-go shopping experience for the Vauxhall gay scene.

“At a time when Expectations is clearly Europe’s leading gay fetish store, it makes perfect sense to work alongside the UK’s best and most successful gay cruise bar. We only work with quality partners, to ensure we deliver quality products and services, so The Eagle is a perfect match”.

The Eagle London recently went back to its roots as a traditional Eagle, in the style of Eagle bars across the globe; a laid back men only cruise bar in a friendly and social space right in the heart of gay Vauxhall. An incredibly active and supportive member of the Vauxhall gay scene, The Eagle London has a massive following thanks to the world famous Horse Meat Disco, Tonker and a stack of specially themed events.

Dimly lit, with an underground 'speakeasy' feel and sexy soundtracks programmed by world renowned resident DJ's, the Eagle is the ideal place to get better acquainted with a friendly crowd of blokes, bears, pre party club kids and everything in between. In addition to some dark and intimate areas, The Eagle boasts a stunning beer garden, smoking area and American style pool table. Annual membership definitely has its benefits:

Free Entry Monday thru Thursday.

Free Entry before 10:00pm Friday & Saturday 

10 % Discount at Expectations (main store)

10% Discount on all Eagle Branded Products

Exclusive invitations private Eagle/Expectations Events

Lots of other surprise benefits e-mailed monthly

Eagle London Cruise is open everyday midweek, from 9pm until 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after or free all night with Membership.

Commenting on the new partnership with Expectations Mark Oakley, the owner of The Eagle London said “all the team at Eagle London are very excited about our joint venture with Expectations. The Expectations shop within Eagle will be a brilliant partnership with London’s premier cruise bar, as we will literally have everything under one roof!”

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The Anal Trainer Challenge: Week One

So, I have been nominated by my fellow colleagues to take the Anal Trainer challenge. Over three weeks I’ll be working my way through the Colt Anal Trainer Kit in an attempt to broaden my sex life. It was pretty much a unanimous decision in the office that I should be the one to test this out because:

A: I’ve never been a bottom before.

B: I’ve started dating a guy who wants to fuck me.

C: Apparently I wince every time we get a new batch of dildos in.

Day One: I’m all ready for the first day of the challenge. My colleagues waved me home with my training kit and some Liquid Silk. The first plug measures 4.7” in length, starts off at the size of my index finger (see picture) and widens to roughly the size of a small carrot. I’m lubed up and mid wank, so as ready as I’ll ever be. Pressing the end of the plug against my hole feels good and slowly but surely it’s making its way. I’m getting into in now and push a little harder. I’m starting to wonder what I’d been making such a fuss about, this was feeling good! I soon climaxed and pulled out the plug placing my fingers next to my hole so I could measure how far I’d got. Just under an inch. Not quite as impressive as I first thought, but a start at least.

Day Two: Right, with a fresh new confidence for arse play, I’m feeling that I can take a significant amount more tonight than I did before. As before, I warm up and make sure I’m well lubed. I go for the plunge, things are feeling good so far, I pull it out just to see how far I’ve got this time. Again, just under and inch. I work up a rhythm with the plug then force it in as far as I can. It hurts. A lot. I think maybe I’m trying to run before I can walk.

Day Three: A well deserved day off for anal recovery.

Day Four: After telling someone in the office about my last disastrous attempt with the plug, he’s suggested I use some anal relaxant (as his nick name is “Fisty” I think he probably knows what he’s talking about). Using Pjur’s BackdoorRelaxing Anal Glide a 2-in-1 lube and relaxant, I get to work. Learning from last time I push as much as I can but as soon as I start to tense I stop until I’m more relaxed. After I’d cum, I took the plug out and I was about half an inch away from getting the whole plug in. Good work!

Day Five: Today was the day! Taking this little plug has become a bit of a routine this week, so I was just going about my business (still using the 2-in-1 relaxant) and just enjoying it without even thinking about how far in it was. Then, all of a sudden, it reached the tapered part before the base. It was completely in, but also felt great! Giving it a wiggle once inside gave a great sensation and it wasn’t long before I came. So the week one challenge is complete, although I can’t help think that I’ve got to go through all the same trials again next week with plug number two…

The Anal Trainer Challenge

Here at Prowler HQ there’s one product we get asked about more than anything else: the Colt Anal Trainer Kit. Comprising of three pliable but plugs (the smallest starting at 4.7”), we know that there will be countless seasoned bottoms out there who will be sniggering at the thought of such a tiny sex toy. However, there are many guys who find the idea of taking even the slightest of dildos a pretty frightening ordeal. Hence we have numerous nervous customers asking what’s the best way to start, what lube to use, how much it will hurt, the list goes on!

So in order to answer all of these beginners’ questions, we are getting one of the newer and more ‘resistant’ members of staff anally trained!

We’re providing the said member of staff (who wishes to remain nameless!) with the Colt Anal Trainer Kit and giving him three weeks to get up to the largest size plug, that’s one plug per week. Can he do it? Well, week one is up! We’ll be posting his first report tomorrow.

World AIDS Day

Prowler Soho has announced it will once again be holding a week long series of activities, in support of World AIDS Day. Now into its third year, Prowler Soho World AIDS Week is designed to provide more than just one charity the chance to raise much needed funds, to help fight the spread of HIV and increase awareness of the virus.

Simon Topham, Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group said “at a time when infection rates are still far too high, we are committed to working with a number of charities to support those affected by HIV/AIDS. More that this though, we are keen to help raise awareness of the importance of being tested, to ensure anyone receiving a positive diagnosis can benefit from the best possible care and treatment”.  

This year representatives from 56 Dean Street Clinic will also be in the store, to promote the HIV Testing World Record Attempt at G-A-Y Bar on World AIDS Day, Saturday 1^st December.

The Prowler Soho World AIDS Week fund-raising schedule is as follows:

Monday 26/11 – Positive 21 and MAD Trust

Tuesday 27/11 – Positive East

Wednesday 28/11 – Make a Difference Trust

Thursday 29/11 – Metro Centre & Food Chain

Friday 30/11 – GMFA & Positive 21

Saturday 1/12 – GMFA, Mildmay & 56 Dean St Clinic (in association with G-A-Y)

THT’s involvement is awaiting confirmation.   

Prowler Sexpert: Titanmen Fuck Tunnel

Does the above conversation sound all too familiar? There’s nothing worse than tracking down a really hot guy on Grindr just to find you’re as sexually compatible as Sue Perkins and Alan Carr. So, to try and find a solution to this age old “double top” problem, Prowler has armed me with the Titanmen Fuck Tunnel.

Designed from UR3, described as “the most fuckable material ever created”, the fuck tunnel is a 12” tube with a hole at each end which is essentially a fleshjack designed for two. It’s ribbed at one end and beaded at the other, so you can flip it over half way through for a different sensation.

So, I met up with the top who I’ve had my eye on for sometime. After warming up with some foreplay, I sensed his hands were spending more and more time on (and maybe a little bit in) my arse. I reached for my notorious bottom draw and pulled out the fuck tunnel. The top’s eyes widened as he laughed nervously at what looks like a translucent flaccid horse cock. I reassured him that this wasn’t going to be going ‘in’ anyone. We lube ourselves up and prepare to penetrate.

Whist we were aiming to look like we were recreating a scene from a Bel Ami film, it started off more like a scene from the Chuckle Brothers. As soon as one of us put a lubed-up cock in, the other one would pop straight out. Eventually we got the hang of it and kept a tight grip of the tunnel whilst we got ourselves inside it. And once we were in, things got pretty hot! Because the tunnel is so flexible you can use it in pretty much any position you want, facing each other standing up, straddling, side by side.

For me, kneeling whilst facing each other was the biggest turn on. Looking into each others eyes as we both thrusted into the tunnel’s silky insides was amazing, combined with the tips of our cocks rubbing with each thrust. I dare say it was his too as we both came within a few minutes of discovering this position.

So while it doesn’t quite beat the real thing, it comes a very close second. And being able to overcome the “double top” issue is a very welcome solution in times of need.

Ben's coming back to Prowler Soho!

He had them queuing around the block last year, and it’s no surprise everyone’s wanted to get into his pants ever since he launched the Bluebuck Special Edition underwear in September. Never one to disappoint, Ben is coming to Prowler Soho again, this time to launch and sign the 2013 Ben Cohen Calendar on Monday 5th November, from 6pm-8pm.

Announcing Ben’s appearance, the Managing Director of Millivres Prowler Group, Simon Topham said “we are always delighted to have Ben appear at Prowler. He’s a great fan of what we do to support him and his work. No doubt our customers - male, female, gay and straight alike - will be flocking to lay their hands on this sexy new calendar.”

Ben generally spends his time working on his StandUp Foundation, which is devoted to building awareness of the long-term effects of bullying and raising money to help stop it. Anyone buying a Ben Cohen calendar during the signing will also receive a free Ben Cohen Stand Up Foundation wrist band!

Boy meets bigger boy: the Prowler Sexpert meets the Rocks Off Big-Boy

Being the greedy pig that I am, when presented with the various types of Rocks Off Prostate massagers, it was pretty obvious I was going to go for the biggest I could get; the Rocks Off Big-Boy Prostate Massager. Giving it a good covering in lube, I couldn’t wait to feel every inch of it pop in my arse. Gently pushing at my hole, it’s not long before the first bit is in, very quickly followed by the rest. Already, it’s feeling quite intense and my sphincter is feeling stretched – and I’ve not even turned it on yet.

Now, a word of warning. Before you start, make sure to open the battery compartment and remove the bit of plastic that stops it from turning on. Otherwise you’ll end up like me, on my back with my legs akimbo, hands covered in lube, trying to unscrew the battery compartment while it’s deep inside me pressing against my prostate.

Not my classiest moment but needless to say I removed the plastic battery stop and got the lid back on, all the while not having to remove it from my arse.

Despite that initial frustration, pressing the silver button took away my shame and as the vibrations passed through me, sending shivers through my entire body. I couldn’t help but rock it backwards and forwards while wanking my cock, pushing it in as deep as it would go.

It’s an incredibly intense sensation, and it didn’t take long before I shot a thick load all over my chest. It felt like it wasn’t going to stop, as I kept cumming over and over again. Having pumped my cock dry, I pressed the silver button and collapsed in a quivering wreck. Not much else I could do but lay there, covered in cum with my new favourite toy still up me. Now really I needed someone else there to lick it off my chest and snog me with it. I’ll have to remember that for next time!